ifiwaslouder:

shorm:

wunderfall:

thefrogman:

Curiosity flrblrgrlblflrbl’d the cat. 

^Oh my god, that caption^

This would not be HALF as funny without that caption omg

do you notice that there is someone in the bathtub

ifiwaslouder:

shorm:

wunderfall:

thefrogman:

Curiosity flrblrgrlblflrbl’d the cat. 

^Oh my god, that caption^

This would not be HALF as funny without that caption omg

do you notice that there is someone in the bathtub

(Source: finalellipsis)

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sofapizza:

peetaah:

I don’t think he knows what he’s doing..

he’s just very passionate about flossing
with giant phantom dicks

sofapizza:

peetaah:

I don’t think he knows what he’s doing..

he’s just very passionate about flossing

with giant phantom dicks

91,101 notes

jakeyboi:

lanii-girl:

hold on, lemme just grab this FUCKING BASEBALL FLYING AT YOUR HEAD AT 100 MPH for a second

he got his dick sucked after the interview

jakeyboi:

lanii-girl:

hold on, lemme just grab this FUCKING BASEBALL FLYING AT YOUR HEAD AT 100 MPH for a second

he got his dick sucked after the interview

519,283 notes

thenamesjones:


funnywildlife:
A gorilla, and a human baby reacting to the coldness of the stethoscope exactly the same way.

If i shot the monkey in the head, and then i shot the baby in the head would they act the same way? Yes. Yes it would.

thenamesjones:


funnywildlife
:

A gorilla, and a human baby reacting to the coldness of the stethoscope exactly the same way.

If i shot the monkey in the head, and then i shot the baby in the head would they act the same way? Yes. Yes it would.

27,221 notes

thefingerfucker:









it’s like a rap battle

“nah rommy you need to get your facts straight, you need to go back in time and tell yo daddy to get a castrate. i’m barry O and im sick on this mic device, bout to be the only nigga runnin the free world twice.”

“yo it’s Mitt on the mic and i’m feelin hella wild, i’m gonna fuck all you bitches and not let you abort the child. you want free healthcare? go to Canada bitch, and bring your women and minorities too cause i dont give a shiiiitttt.”








laughing too hard for my own good

thefingerfucker:

it’s like a rap battle

“nah rommy you need to get your facts straight, you need to go back in time and tell yo daddy to get a castrate. i’m barry O and im sick on this mic device, bout to be the only nigga runnin the free world twice.”

“yo it’s Mitt on the mic and i’m feelin hella wild, i’m gonna fuck all you bitches and not let you abort the child. you want free healthcare? go to Canada bitch, and bring your women and minorities too cause i dont give a shiiiitttt.”

laughing too hard for my own good

(Source: gifwich)

77,074 notes

Nutella cupcakes. (Taken with Instagram)

Nutella cupcakes. (Taken with Instagram)

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